untitled 9 aka i'm not a bitch

if you are failing all your classes, there are usually one or two women in your life that will "encourage" you.  our hero has one or two of these women; his counselor and his mother.  unfortunately, the encouragement is perceived as nagging. the fruits of that conversation are as follows.

Him: Ben, i really got to talk to you...in the hall.

me: what seems to be the problem?

Him: I'm being nagged

me: are you being nagged, or do you think people are just trying to help you?

Him: I feel like i'm being nagged and being picked on and i'm being picked on and i don't like being made into a bitch. i mean..i feel like there nagging me every single couple of days and its really annoying me. i'm not a bitch you know.

no sir, you are not.

and then later,

me: your hair looks good today, did you comb it?

him: yeah...a couple of days ago i did. thanks. it does look good.

a man after my own heart.