Tuesday, February 12, 2008

untitled 9 aka i'm not a bitch

if you are failing all your classes, there are usually one or two women in your life that will "encourage" you.  our hero has one or two of these women; his counselor and his mother.  unfortunately, the encouragement is perceived as nagging. the fruits of that conversation are as follows.

Him: Ben, i really got to talk to you...in the hall.
me: what seems to be the problem?
Him: I'm being nagged
me: are you being nagged, or do you think people are just trying to help you?
Him: I feel like i'm being nagged and being picked on and i'm being picked on and i don't like being made into a bitch. i mean..i feel like there nagging me every single couple of days and its really annoying me. i'm not a bitch you know.

no sir, you are not.
and then later,

me: your hair looks good today, did you comb it?
him: yeah...a couple of days ago i did. thanks. it does look good.

a man after my own heart.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

every single couple of days i comb my hair, and it does look good.

-just trying out some combinations of "him" speak

love you, malwiffle

chelsealynne said...

ya. I like these.

Brian said...

Every couple of days, this kid shares my fashion cycle.

Anonymous said...

he combs his hair every couple days like you blog every couple of days, more like every couple of weeks. Write all of this down you will have a book soon enough.There is a trailer for a movie called "billy the kid" you need to watch that trailer it makes me think of anonymous.

Ellyn Canfield said...

oh this is great.