Untitled 8 aka Can You Hear Me Now

This Sunday's sermon centered on the word death and what that means in our lives. So I was pleasantly surprised when, on Monday, Anonymous considered his own mortality, as well as the mortality of others.

"If I was ever to die in an explosion, you know who I'd want to take with me? The Verizon Wireless guy.  Cause people would say "'too bad Anonymous died in that explosion, but at least he took that Verizon bastard with him.'"

And...

"If I ever saw a wild animal that came up and attacked me, I'd fight it till it was dead.  But I'd also start easy...with a bobcat."

We ended the day with a million dollar idea. Unfortunately, it wasn't his. However, He took it to a whole new level.

"I saw this really handy idea. A guy put 12 glow-sticks in a blender. He said 'don't try this at home,' but it looked like a handy idea. I mean, it started to glow. Like if the power goes out and you have a battery operated blender.....Walah, a lantern."

And on the eve of super tuesday...a politically inspired message.

"Most of the kooky people in the world live in America. Reasons...because we are in a war. Two, soccer moms of America. Three, drugs. Four, are we even ready for a mormon president?"